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last updated at 2004-01-11 11:43

Something called Humboldt Park was on my way home.

roller: No idea where that was.
roller:
roller: happily no violence on the way home

http://somafm.com/

http://wfmu.org/

Things not to do during Return of the King

mmeiser: my favorites
mmeiser: 18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
mmeiser: 17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
mmeiser: 12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
mmeiser: 11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
mmeiser: 9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
mmeiser: 6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
mmeiser: 5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
mmeiser: 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

Biggest motorcycle ever

roller: If your goal is be cool by building the biggest motorcycle ever, don't give it training wheels.
   

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